Cupini's will be creating a music video to accompany the Breaking of the World Record Event. This beat will be performed onstage after breaking the record!
Noodle Rap
We got the fetticine.We got the linguine.
Manicotti to paninis,
none can compete.
This mostaccioli
is dinin' elite.
Tiramasu,
chocolate cheesecake swirl,
on Wednesday morning
give this Bargain Wheel a whirl.
Our Marinara sauce is boss
at economical costs.
You'll be eating Italian
like you were in Venice.
Now look us up in Guiness,
or seach it on fiber Google,
Cupinis laying claim
to the Worlds Largest Noodle!
How long is your noodle?
Like half a mile.
How long is your noodle?
Long enough to drive
the whole world wild!
Even if you don't have the time,
drop by 43rd, and State Line.
It's love at first bite,
and you'll be bitin' all night
since it's twenty-five hundred feet
of Lasagna style pasta sheet!
It's worming over eighty tables,
so you best take a seat.
Ronald McDonald house
receives the donated proceeds.
It's stretching one hundred and sixty yards
beyond the Chinese!
Holy Cannoli!
It's fifty thousand times the size
of macaroni!
How can you not dig,
especially with waitresses
in fetticinie bikinis,
and spaghetti wigs?
Take a look
in the Guiness World Record Book,
or search it out on fiber Google.
Cupinis layin' claim
to the World's Larget Noodle.
How long is your noodle?
Like half a mile!
How long is your noodle!
Long enough to drive the whole world wild!
Went down to the club,
couldn't believe what the dancers were doin'.
Arms over their heads,
moving their bodies with a wiggle.
I had to giggle.
I asked the bouncer,
"What are they doin?"
He said,
"They're doin' the noodle!
They're doin' the noodle!"
I even saw a pink poodle
doin the noodle!
I saw a lady playing a bugle.
She was doing the noodle!
I saw an artist drawin a doodle!
He was doing the noodle!
My mind was bamboozled.
I started doing the noodle!
There was no refusal!
Everyone was doing the noodle!
The world was doing the noodle!
The world was doing the noodle!
It had gone viral!
The world was doing the noodle!
-Matthew Chad Weiman
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